Short and Funny Christianity Quotes and Sayings about Life of Christians. Let’s Read these hilarious funny saying.
If there were no God, there would be no atheists. G. K. Chesterton
Stupidity is also a gift of God, but one mustn’t misuse it. Pope John Paul II
Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. Garrison Keillor
A church is a place in which gentlemen who have never been to heaven brag about it to people who will never get there. H. L. Mencken
Go to church this Sunday – avoid the Christmas rush. London graffito
Is man one of God’s blunders or is God one of man’s blunders? Friedrich Nietzsche
You talk to God, you’re religious. God talks to you, you’re psychotic. Doris Egan
You do well to believe in God. Satan also believes…and trembles. James
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people. G. K. Chesterton
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. Mark Twain
Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch. Robert Orben
Most of us spend the first six days of the week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure. Fred Allen
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