Funny Quotes About Friendship and Laughter

Here are some Funny Quotes About Friendship which will bring smile on your face as well your friend and make your friendship strong forever.

“Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art…. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things which give value to survival.” – C.S. Lewis
“If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.” – Joan Powers
“A friend to all is a friend to none.” – Aristotle
“Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathise with a friend’s success.” – Oscar Wilde
“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places.” – Mark Twain
“Friends make you smile — best friends make you giggle ’til you pee your pants.” – Terri Guillemets
“Friendship is not possible between two women, one of whom is very well dressed.” – Laurie Colwin
“We’ll be friends ’til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends!“ – Unknown
“Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.”
“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.” – C.S. Lewis
“The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn’t exist.” – Aaron Machado
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.” – Bernard Meltzer
“You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang.”
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.” – Linda Grayson
“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.” – Laurence J. Peter
“Friends are the family you choose.” – Jess C. Scott
“There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.” – Sylvia Plath
“‘Are we going to be friends forever?’ asked Piglet. ‘Even longer,’ Pooh answered.” – A.A. Milne
“Friends should be like books, few, but hand-selected.” – C.J. Langenhoven
“Some people only get called by their nicknames. Usually, it sounds weird to even say their real name.” – Kishore
“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.” – Greg Tamblyn
“If you have two friends in your lifetime, you’re lucky. If you have one good friend, you’re more than lucky.” – S.E. Hinton
“Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.” – Unknown
“Friends are relatives you make for yourself.” – Eustache Deschamps